Blackbeard's Delight

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Hi. I'm Justin. I write (for a living and for fun), and somehow it's all gonna work itself out.

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Pour one out for Supe’s crimson underoos. 

Timeless and modern, classic and contemporary, but younger, brasher and more brooding, this is Superman. The New Man of Tomorrow.”

And with jeans. Because the kids love blue jeans these days. Could we maybe fit a Red Bull in there? 

“The New Man of Tomorrow” - (DCU Blog)

I mean, just think about what the giant gold key to the fortress of solitude is worth. That thing weighs tons and gold is $1,500 an ounce! We’re talking millions in capital gains tax. Oh, and all your keepsakes and mementos would be considered collectibles, so that stuff is taxed at 28%! It’s going to be a big bill. What’s your cash position like these days?

Oops. May want to rethink that whole “renouncing my citizenship” thing Supes.

- “Superman, future tax deadbeat?” (FT.com)

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Jon Hamm as Superman

Blatant nerd/lady bait. But I love it nonetheless.